“…By the way, ladies, yes, these goggles do have prescription lenses. ”

Hope you all had a good Christmas! I got an awesome sweater vest, a high-quality backpack, a copy of Mirror’s Edge for the 360 and a broken television set my sister found on the side of a road somewhere (among other things). Next Monday I will be driving back down to Savannah, but unless things get too complicated (which hopefully they won’t), 1:50 will still go up.

A tip o’ the hat goes to David Belton for coming up with Welles’ awesome pick-up verse featured on this page and the last. See you soon, Dave!